$140
The NeoSword
The only sword that fights boredom and hackers. 3 SAO ports, MicroPython, 4×AA because we don't trust anything that doesn't rattle.
Restocking soonEverything
is on fire.
Wear it.
Badges and SAOs for people who've survived another breach and want a smoldering tribute. Open source, hackable, hand-built in the Midwest.
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$140
$50
3 Stones
Why settle for one weird badge when you can awkwardly juggle three? Collect all the shiny rocks.
Restocking soon
$20
Dumpster Fire
A rolling inferno of chaos powered by a CH32V003. If your threat model feels calm, you're missing the fire.
Restocking soonWant your own weird badge?
Custom SAOs and badges for cons, crews and companies. Art, PCB, firmware, assembly.
Pitch us →The graveyard
sold out, still open sourceNothing dead yet. Give it a con or two.